Have a staring contest with me
Jul 06
First things first. “Who won that CD?” you’re probably asking. Well, I’ll tell you.
I picked Elizabeth Hyndman. Her joke was funny, clever, and I’d never heard it before. So congratulations! Email me your mailing address and I’ll send you a CD immediately.
Now, let’s play a game. Get ready, start the video, stare.















My left eye gave out. You won.
Boom! And thanks for letting me know which eye it was that failed you.
Silly! You won. I should never have tried this early in the morning – my eyes were only half-open to begin with. Is there a staring-contest handicap?
I’ll have to check the official rulebook.
DANG IT! you won…grrrr
YES!!!
This is, unfortunately, NOT one of the weirdest videos on youtube.
ARGH.
Best out of 3?