An updated hymn
Aug 03
Here is the tune, please join us as we sing:
We are one in the drive-thru, we are one in the booth,
This place closes on Sundays so you know it’s Godly food,
And by ordering these nuggets we are helping spread the truth-
And they’ll know are Christians by our food, by our food,
Yes, they’ll know we are Christians by our food.
Though it looks like the logo of another company,
We have added a fish and cross and words from Romans three,
And I’m sure sinners will repent when they lay eyes on me,
‘Cause they’ll know we are Christians by the shirts that we wear,
Yes, they’ll know we are Christians by our shirts.
Though I text while I’m driving and I go way too fast,
They will see a clever sticker on my bumper as I pass,
This way I can give them Jesus while I give my car some gas,
They will know we are Christians by the stickers on our car,
Yes, they’ll know we are Christians by our cars.
Reminds me of Derek Webb’s “T-Shirts. With an extra dose of tongue-and-cheek.
I forgot about that song- yes!
Jared, Jared, Jared….once again I am reminded why you are THE coolest guy on earth. I just want to cry over all this…and maybe go vegan, except tonight I’m making chicken…homemade…what’s anybody going to do about it? Also, I had a gay uncle. I loved him. Would it have served the cause of Christ to hate him? He was well aware of what the Bible says about that…but I was aware of the rest of the scripture…LOVE. I feel some grief over all this sinful world, including my own condition. Thank you for making me laugh.
Bazinga!
And the organ music gave me a nasty flashback to The Ghost and Mister Chicken.
Dude! You are the man!
You have out-Acuffed Acuff!
Brilliant. Love it.
fanTAStic!
Come on Jared…don’t you think you should let people know that isn’t you in your video?
How do you know it isn’t?