Why no posts lately?
Sep 25
- Because sometimes real life gets crazy busy.
- Because I don’t have anything good to put here right now.
- Because some joker tied a billion balloons to my house and it floated away with an old man and a boyscout.
- Because I gave my number to a guy I just met and told him to call my, maybe, then he did, and he kidnapped me, and I’ve been locked in a warehouse for a week, but it’s cool, because I escaped.
- Because I’ve been too busy planning my presidential campaign. [20HOLLIER12]
- Because I like you, but not in that way.
- Because there was a Home Improvement marathon on.
- Because the glass is half full.
- Because I went hunting.
- Because I got a Skittle stuck in my nostril.
I think the real question is, who shot J.R.?
UMM number 3 is CLEARLY not real. I’ve seen Forrest Gump so I know you are plagiarizing from that movie. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.
Every minute of every day.
Home Improvement marathon? I’m THERE.
Heads up- I sing along with the theme every time.
I shot him. He’s a Sheriff.
BUT I DID NOT SHOOT HIS DEPUTY.
Well, that’ll be in my head all day now…
Awesome!!
Kristin Shepard.
*SPOILER ALERT*
I am so glad you escaped from your kidnapper! (Was it scary?)
It was actually really pleasant. Nicest kidnappers ever. We’re gonna hang out and watch football this weekend.
You say nothing’s been going on?….you’ve been moving mountains.
Did JR get shot again?!