Why no posts lately?
- Because sometimes real life gets crazy busy.
- Because I don’t have anything good to put here right now.
- Because some joker tied a billion balloons to my house and it floated away with an old man and a boyscout.
- Because I gave my number to a guy I just met and told him to call my, maybe, then he did, and he kidnapped me, and I’ve been locked in a warehouse for a week, but it’s cool, because I escaped.
- Because I’ve been too busy planning my presidential campaign. [20HOLLIER12]
- Because I like you, but not in that way.
- Because there was a Home Improvement marathon on.
- Because the glass is half full.
- Because I went hunting.
- Because I got a Skittle stuck in my nostril.
I think the real question is, who shot J.R.?